Sunday, May 15, 2011

The psychiatrist that went psychotic and the psychosis theory

Well, this is not a nice story to say, and it sure dont end good, but still yet, tis a nice thing to learn from.

Well, lets look at it this way.

so jes like u and me, he had those basic mundane dream, startin from i'll grow up one day, attend 'sunny stars' primary school, then later go on to 'starry sky' secondary school then i'll go 2 dat university where there are no cult groups, study medicine and when i become a doctor, i'll save lifes - wrong(dreams shuldnt end like this).

His dreams took a wrong course. well, he attended sunny stars quite alrite, he was tops at starry sky, and he eventually saved lifes wit a 'bachelor in medicine, bachelor in surgery qualification; MBBS (o boi, this guy had it good till this point na, wetin come happen)

so on and on, he keep the art, he saved a life(s), occasionally took some(not on purpose tho).

he made that splendid livin, wit that cream 4 door sedan wit d daimond quartz headlight and dat white paint duplex standin tall like zeus temple.......gawd knows, life cudnt b sweeter when u had those things u want where & when u want it......

So that singular mistake(perhaps), that singular event.........twas a bad thing tho, but all we knew was that 'he dreamt some more'........hehe

shud it b surgery; maybe then, i'll be an opthamologist, an orthopaedic surgeon, a plastic surgeon, a general surgeon, a foolish surgeon, shenk surgery joor, lemme dream in oda fields, surgery is nat so interestin but the money is kinda good sha but then, em qualifyin exams aint so easy o (dis guy jes dey fumble sha, e b like say hin don dey mara, leavin surgery 4 ?)

shud it b medicine; maybe i'll be a cardiologist, a neurologist, a rheumatologist, a dermatologist, a psychiatrist...............a psychiatrist, hehe, lemme give psychiatry that second thought.......its kinda 'interestin'.

So he dreamt further, in a bid to cure those that have lost their mind, and those that will lose their mind, he lost his mind(end of story)

but how he lost it is what u shud shudder about...........gawd knows d heavens wasnt kind wit him

so he cured d first guy from that horrible melancholy, he gave that gurl, that heart broken gurl, heart shattered gurl a new heart, he merged the mind of that guy wit a split mind(schizophrenia- schiz noni.........hehe), he made that manic insane lunatic sane for a short while(thats d best he culd ve done) and all in all...........he was goin to b the king curer, the healer of the pychopaths and pychotic, the world acclaimed specialist in psychiatry...........and then the rain began.

He felt it deep inside tho(perhaps), he felt somethin culd ve gone wrong somehow somewhere, he took it calmly, he merged his mind at the second sittin when he got shocked, the third time, he found a reason to bash his sedan and then on the fourth, he discharged a freshie from d ward puttin d public and 'me' at risk(in the world of d crazy pple, a freshie is a fresh mad man..........hehe). The fifth time, he felt he needed more time to learn about the insane.

So before the sixth time, he made that spectacular discovery(d gods of olympus knows he deserved a nobel for that)

his theory was kinda abstract tho, but then, he's a livin proof, the theory was - "life time prevalence and suceptibility to non infectious disorders of the brain(psychiatric disorders) a study by **** et al".............

And when he went for that 'finish' exam, d sixth exam, the sixth time tryin to be the perfect psychiatrist...........well, he failed again

and so, in summary, he lost it after failin 6 times.........

His reasearch; approved and proven

his mind, split in several directions( awon eleyi gan gan ni schiz baba.........hehe)

his life, empty

his new home; federal pshchiatric hopital(otherwise known as yaba left), bed 3, 'MOB' ward..........

Damn, life was hard

but so u know, he escaped, i found him along oshodi while drivin, on ma way 2 school, he was dressed in his full regalia.........hehehe..........(o boi ae)

so, pple, he's one of us, a 'Dr' like u......
let him b........, pls

(this S-Id boy sef doy craze 4 yansh.........so if d guy craze nnko, kinni big deal, let him be bawo, so e go go bite person abi)

hehehehehehe..............

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